TIRATE UNA FRASE CELEBRE

[Invitado MarcosC]

"En la vida sólo hay una cosa segura, la muerte"

 

 

 

dOs.

[dedalo69]

mi mama me ama mucho

[Hannibal Lecter]

"A la camita, a la camita..." (Topo Gigio)

[Condenado]

... Cambian los payasos ... Pero el circo sigue ...

sl2

[dedalo69]

jueza estay muerta ajila... maraca te la voy a ponertela toaaa...

 

ALGUN FLAITE QUE NO ACEPTO DE BUENAS MANERAS LA SENTENCIA DE UNA HONORABLE JUEZA jajajajajajajaja

[PotroX]

Bonasera: I believe in America. America has made my fortune. And I raised my daughter in the American fashion. I gave her freedom, but - I taught her never to dishonor her family. She found a boyfriend, not an Italian... Two months ago, he took her for a drive, with another boyfriend. They made her drink whiskey. And then they tried to take advantage of her. She resisted. She kept her honor. So they beat her like an animal... She was the light of my life - my beautiful girl. Now she will never be beautiful again...

 

I went to the police like a good American. These two boys were brought to trial. The judge sentenced them to three years in prison - suspended sentence. Suspended sentence! They went free that very day! I stood in the courtroom like a fool. And those two bastards, they smiled at me. Then I said to my wife, 'for justice, we must go to Don Corleone.'

 

Corleone: Why did you go to the police? Why didn't you come to me first?

 

Bonasera: What do you want of me? Tell me anything, but do what I beg you to do.

 

Corleone: What is that? (Bonasera whispers his request in the Don's ear.) That I cannot do.

 

Bonasera: I will give you anything you ask.

 

Corleone: We've known each other many years, but this is the first time you ever came to me for counsel or for help. I can't remember the last time that you invited me to your house for a cup of coffee, even though my wife is godmother to your only child. But let's be frank here. You never wanted my friendship. And uh, you were afraid to be in my debt.

 

Bonasera: I didn't want to get into trouble.

 

Corleone: I understand. You found paradise in America, you had a good trade, you made a good living. The police protected you and there were courts of law. And you didn't need a friend like me. But uh, now you come to me and you say - 'Don Corleone, give me justice.' But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you, uh, ask me to do murder for money.

 

Bonasera: I ask you for justice.

 

Corleone: That is not justice. Your daughter is still alive.

 

Bonasera: Let them suffer then, as she suffers. How much shall I pay you?

 

Corleone: (after standing and turning his back): Bonasera, Bonasera. What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you'd come to me in friendship, then this scum that ruined your daughter would be suffering this very day. And if by chance an honest man like yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you.

 

Bonasera: Be my friend -- Godfather. (The Don shrugs. Bonasera bows toward the Don and kisses the Don's hand.)

 

 

Corleone: Good. (The Don puts his hand on Bonasera's shoulder.) Some day, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But uh, until that day - accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day.

 

Bonasera: Grazie (thank you), Godfather.

 

Corleone: Prego (Please).

[Invitado MarcosC]

.......Disfruta el día hasta que un imbécil te lo arruine..........

[dedalo69]

ESO ES LO BONITO DEL FUTBOL NO....zamorano

[blacksoul]

ACA SE VIENE A JUGAR AL CACHO Y AL DOMINO.....A LLORAR A LA PLAYA MIERDA

[Dgc_Una]

"soy tuya mi amor, hazme lo que quieras por donde quieras"

 

yo, obligado.

 

Jajajaja

 

DGC

[apolo123]

"Quiero puro metertelo..."

Yo, a mi escort madura regalona

(Cagazo flaitucho que me hubiese significado una patada en la raja por finito y expulsion del depto, si la mina hubiese sido otra)

[juancho59]

¿somos amigos o no somos amigos?

[CapitanPlaneta]

El hecho de que seas paranoico no quiere decir que no te estén buscando

[SamSagaz]

Ya..si te la saco altiro...dos metias mas y listo...

[dedalo69]

me crucificaron en el masaje... k buena posicion

[CapitanPlaneta]

Preparate porque hoy te voy a hacer mierrrrrrrr!!!!...-oye no puedes ser mas romantico..?

 

ok...hoy en la noche a la luz de la luna...te voy a hacer mierrrrrrrrr!!!!

[dedalo69]

dale dale k puedo con las tres

[OptimusPrime]

Oye a esa mina le rompería el *... Si yo tb es mi polola...!

[dedalo69]

para la otra les gano y ledoy barraca jajajajajajaja... mmuy buena mesa

[Invitado D. Gahan]

Cada perro lame su Russhhhhhhhhh.....

 

o

 

Pense que no aceptaria......jajajajajajajajajaja...

[OptimusPrime]

Te pago pero no tengo nada...!

[Invitado D. Gahan]

Voy llegando.....mmmm.... si no estoy metido en un masaje.....

[Morpheus30]

Mijita, se me sale el corazon por el marruecos

 

el lunes dejo de tomar, fumar, el cafe........

 

el lunes comienzo la dieta......

 

no tomo nunca mas, chiaaa

 

Chile, la alegria ya llega!!..... y cuando por la chucha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

saludos

Editado 3 ago 2007, 15:19:58 por Morpheus30

[dedalo69]

hoy no mañana si

[Invitado D. Gahan]

soy virgen......

 

me debes un cierre con ese reporte.... :dance3:

[CapitanPlaneta]

La mujer de quien ?

[Sekhmet]

Ahora no... tengo una reunión; A LA NOCHE MEJOR? :friends:

[CapitanPlaneta]

Donde nos juntamos?!...no te preocupes llego a la hora!

[SamSagaz]

tu hijo tiene la tula grande...

 

(na que ver con too, pero es una frase que tiro el pediatra y me lleno de orgullo :i-m_so_happy: )

Editado 7 ago 2007, 15:24:07 por SamSagaz

[amanda]

Pero los doctores dicen tantas weas....

[Rodrigo Z]

Princesa... somos millones¡¡¡

 

(los que decimos tantas weas...¡¡)

[amanda]

Si po.....y ahí el problema.....cómo saber cuándo son o no son ???

[Rodrigo Z]

Cómo así.... YO weon siempre, es una promesa: SIEMPRE DE WEON¡¡

 

Y de verdad que somos millones, si lo weones voláramos (Super Z), el cielo pasaría nublado.....

[cu4tro]

El mundo se está quedando sin genios: Einstein se murió, Beethoven se quedó sordo… y a mí me duele la cabeza.

Un negro en la nieve es un blanco perfecto. Tengo ganas de ver otra vez a mi único gran amor. ¿Dónde hay un espejo?

No te tomes la vida en serio. Al fin y al cabo, no saldrás vivo de ella.

Vive de tus padres hasta que puedas vivir de tus hijos.

Todo tiempo pasado fue anterior.

[claudiostgo]

"No creas que yo hago siempre esto"

 

Todas las minas, en alguna o varias ocasiones.

[Sekhmet]

Mirch... me acordé de una amiga :blink:

[Jet Marte]

ES PRIMERA VEZ QUE HAGO EL AMOR EN LA PRIMERA CITA...

[SamSagaz]

yipicayee...mother fucker (en version 4.0) :spiteful:

[Mario.01]

"¡¡¡¡¡¡ LA PURA PUNTITA¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡"

 

 

" TE AMO SOLO A TI "

 

 

Saludos

[Invitado D. Gahan]

me gusta la lluvia pero mas comer galletas... :i-m_so_happy: